lobotomybarbie:

If you can do anal you can do anything remember that .

bepeu:

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

memes–memes:

emotionalgf:

prostatemodern:

thejollyrebel:

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

imthelesbian-moved:

once i come out of my cage and start doing just fine it’s over for u hoes

dicksplit:

dicksplit:

When the chiropractor pops your hip back into place

strawberrylollipopkisses:

unsends:

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

baddiebabbie:

me: *has a stuffy nose*

me: